Me: "She looks like paris hilton"
Madie: "Who's paris hilton? Is she that lady who ran for president?"
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Madie: "Could a wholly mammoth get constipated?"
Me: "I really don't know....I guess they could"
Madie: "Why?"
Me: "....."
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Madie: "We made planets today in school. Not real ones"
Me: "I didn't even think that was possible but thanks for clearing that up"
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Madie: " I hate the sun. Its too bright!"
Me: "Then you're in the right place" (alaska)
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Picking madie up from school
Madie: "This is a school, you don't just come up to it and pick up your kids"
Me: "Really?! what do I do then?"
" I don't like people, but I do like puddles"
"Yum! milk shake burps taste way better than normal burps"
"What kind of bird is a Chicken?"
-I don't know what your question is...
More to be added I'm sure.
