Things madison says.

Me: "She looks like paris hilton"
Madie: "Who's paris hilton? Is she that lady who ran for president?"

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Madie: "Could a wholly mammoth get constipated?"
Me: "I really don't know....I guess they could"
Madie: "Why?"
Me: "....."

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Madie: "We made planets today in school. Not real ones"
Me: "I didn't even think that was possible but thanks for clearing that up"

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Madie: " I hate the sun. Its too bright!"
Me: "Then you're in the right place" (alaska)

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Picking madie up from school
Madie: "This is a school, you don't just come up to it and pick up your kids"
Me: "Really?! what do I do then?"


More to be added I'm sure.